Chow Mo-wan: "In the old days, if someone had a secret they didn't want to share... you know what they did? "
Ah Ping: "Have no idea."
Chow Mo-wan: "They went up a mountain, found a tree, carved a hole in it, and whispered the secret into the hole. Then they covered it with mud. And leave the secret there forever."
Ah Ping: "What a pain! I'd just go to get laid."
Chow Mo-wan: "Not everyone's like you."